"Ubiquitous" TyposLeo, buddy—our residents can’t thank you enough for providing us with the definition of “ubiquitous” in your recent Web site posting.
Let’s see if I can use it in a sentence: “The typos were ubiquitous in Leo’s last posting.” Am I using it correctly? Ever heard of spell-check, buddy? The word is not “ubiquitious.” Actually, you get 50% credit since you spelled it correctly once and blew it the second time. And, it’s not City “Manger” either. At least you didn't end up with City “Mangler”...which would have been almost humorous.
Are you alright up there in Maryland, buddy, or is the cold affecting your keyboarding skills? Aren’t you overdue for a trip to visit our fair city? It would be great if you popped your head in on a commission meeting and saw for yourself that all the terrible misconduct you report—doesn’t happen.
Heads up though…the new “Third Reich” rules of decorum the commission is getting ready to adopt this Tuesday will preclude your duking it out with another gentlemen on the floor of the City Hall Auditorium. In the event that your history repeats itself, you will be promptly bounced out on your old kiester.
Just messing with you, Leo. (Or is that "Lyo"?) You know IRB loves you...we just don't want to admit it.
Anyone else have a couple new spelling words for Leo? Be nice.
Nancy Obarski (with an “i”—not a “y”)
Beach Trail/IRB
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These new meetins should be great fun under the new "Gestapo" rules of decorum. So basically they dont want interactive debate, participant feedback and lively audience participation. Futhermore from reading the new commandments it appears they are not fans of video taping the meetings. If a reporter can sit in front at their little media table with a tape recorder, than why should citizens who want to video the meetings be foreced to sit 25 feet from the back of the auditorium? I would like to know who the author of these great new ideas was, perhaps their time wouldve been better spent working on REAL problems in our city.
Leo needs to take his medsand stop drinking.
Isn't Leo the guy who was run out of town by an old lady? Maybe, during his beating, she knocked something loose.
Yea, like his spell check. Very funny.
So, we have 3 candidates running.......excellent, I vote for the 2 new comers!
Stardate January 7, 2009 - Leo throws in the towel and quits.
Leo is not gone, he is reincarnated and he will be back. I think we should start a pool on who he comes back as.
Maybe
Dick Reports
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